A sailor  and a  priest  were  playing  golf.
The sailor took his first shot missed and said, “Fuck, I missed.”
Surprised, the priest replied, “Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you.”
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, “I fuck I missed [...]

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, [...]

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it’s Global Warming.
Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can’t keep his heart rate down
And she’s got diabetes.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits [...]

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it any more.
3. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as [...]