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Joke – A Sailor And A Priest Were Playing Golf.

MixtLupus — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:00:20 +0000

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, “Fuck, I missed.” Surprised, the priest replied, “Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you.” The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, “I [...]

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Making Love

MixtLupus — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:10:38 +0000

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored [...]

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So What Do You Want To See On This Site?

MixtLupus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:28:12 +0000

OK i’m taking suggestions for new content, I want to know what’s most popular and whay you want to see more of, want More Games, More Jokes, More Video’s, More News or Just More Me????, well now is your chance, leave a comment and I’ll see what I can do, all suggestions are welcomed Please [...]

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The future of nursery rhymes (Cheers Noodles)

MixtLupus — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:22:49 +0000

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It’s Raining, It’s Pouring. Oh sh!t, it’s Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can’t keep his heart rate down [...]

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Genuine Funny Council Complaints

MixtLupus — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:36:33 +0000

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it any more. 3. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to [...]

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The Perfect Man & The Perfect Woman

MixtLupus — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:48:00 +0000

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I Hate Chain Mail – So I Made My Own

MixtLupus — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:28:32 +0000

I’ll add notes in blue, lol This is not a scam, this really works, you know I don’t normally send these kind of things out but this one really does work. If you follow these instructions to the letter your mobile phone should ring IMMEDIATELY after you finish, It REALLY works. 1. Stand in front [...]

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Bad Day

MixtLupus — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:23:45 +0000

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. “Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,” the biker [...]

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Police Stupidity

MixtLupus — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:30:45 +0000

Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, “Please come out and give yourself up.” Please click this link for the full post (and [...]

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Male Engineers as Blonds

MixtLupus — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:17:44 +0000

An engineering student was walking across campus with a shiny new mountain bike when he was approached by a friend, also an engineering student. The friend said, “Hey, where’d you get the great looking bike?”The first engineer replied, “Well, I was walking across campus the other day. This beautiful woman rode up to me on [...]

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